2006-01-02 - 10:00 p.m.
I think the most important thing is that in this year I've really grown up alot. perhaps even aged slightly, and probably lost a good few years of my life. but the main thing is that i had a hell lot of fun doing all of it, nobody died, and at the end of it all, emerged alive. My life motto is that it goes on, so despite all the little setbacks which really throw you off course, you should always be prepared to trudge on. and have fun on the way, because let's face it, when you die you'll miss it. =P
I've made a few new year's resolutions, and although I'm sure you don't want to hear them i'll tell you them anyway because i'm mean like that.
1) don't say anything behind someone's back which you can't say to his/her face. This probably means that you should be prepared for a badder bitchier sarah in 2006. run for cover NOW.
2) don't hunch. only one comment: like hell this is gonna work. but hey it's worth a try
3) learn to use cutlery. everyone in england go WOOHOO. doubt this will work either
4) do my exercises (this is for people in england. people in singapore don't freak out but i do do exercises. not ones which actually work but ah well what the hell might as well)
5) do one interesting thing every week. and then, as if that's not extreme and daring enough, document it on my blog. WHOOOOO for rebelism.
needless to say 2005 wouldn't have been as cool if not for a certain number of people, and it would be a crime not to applaud them right here right now.
THE PITT POSSE
aha! see i told you i'd pay tribute to all you guys eventually on my blog. clement and ronald, no need to rape me no more, your turn has come. so in no particular order (although we all established that when people say that they do mean it's in order, so i'm just doing this by autumn term dorms)
lady g's d:
KATHERINE HUDSON: hey! okay i seriously doubt u're reading this right now, but if you are, hi! hope you're raving on in BOURNE END (i've spelt that wrongly haven't i. oops) and that the old people aren't giving you too much grief. thanks for being such a great friend in 2005, and although we had our fallouts, i hope you still know that im' grateful for all the good times we have had together. don't break too many chinese guy hearts :D and i hope that you manage to go on top of all the roofs you want to ;P
charlotte sethia: SHE'S SHORT! SHE'S FAT! SHE'S REALLY REALLY FLAT...you know what i can't even remember how that thing went. once again you're probably not reading this, but thanks for just being charlotte. someone who i know is always up for messing around and having lots of fun. but i know that you've learnt when to stop, and you know when to be serious, and i'm really proud of you ;) don't worry too much, BUT BIRD FLU MIGHT BE COMING TO ENGLAND! OH NO! joke. remember when you used to say joke after everything? one of these days when you get up from breakfast we'll all get up. i promise.
rachel knight: THE HUSSY! whooo!! rachel really deserves a whole blog entry to herself which i know she'll get because she'll hit me on the head and drag me to her laptop to do it. rach i keep telling you that all these actions just show a suppressed sexual attraction towards me. but you should be so lucky ;) you've really been such a great blessing and im' really lucky to have you a bezzie mate :) i'll gush about you more in your own private entry because i'm on a word limit here, but to everyone out there, rachel is THE ultimate coolest. she knows when to slob around with me, scaring all the slob novices, and how to load the washing machine WOAH!!! haha and she even lets me drink out of the cow cup. with a pained expression on my face. and so many other things!!! like whoever it was who was dancing around the lampost? bevs? i can't remember. I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH.
SUITCASE
ESME NICHOLSON!! WHOOO!! you never made it to albany. i couldve cried. esme's a legend. seriously. before sept 2005 i didn't really know her but after being in a dorm with her for close to three months, i've really grown quite fond of her. esme has really been someone phenomenal in 2005, and it would be an injustice to not mention all those deep philosophical conversations we had at night. i always lie .mwahhaahah. i think we're the coolest. we really are. hopefully this year we'll still hang out loads and have more deep convos about stars and gravity and light and stuff. i love you very very much. and don't you know it :D
DAWS HILL
florence lawrie: FLO!!!! ONE TREE HILL BUDDY! and so much other things buddy. i've bought your present!!! i really hope you like it. i have it in a box with a ribbon and everything! i can't believe that you don't believe that i have a boyfriend. am i really that repulsive?! i love you so much. you're one of my really really really..ten years later..really really fantastically brilliant friends. we've had so much fun together. and deep convos. and i really do respect you for so much :D you're a dude. flo has been with me through thick and thin, and we've really cemented our relationship i think. can't wait to see you again in about a week! also, when you become that world famous paedeatrician (i know i've spelt that wrongly) and light up the lights on great ormond street, DON'T FORGET THE FRIEND YOU HELPED OUT IN PHYSICS! (aka the heroin. class a drug baby)
CLEMENCY SHERWOOD-ROBERTS (aka clementine sherwood forest aka clement)
NO MORE RAPE! i put my foot down hubster. this 2005 would have never been as groovy if it weren't for you there to make it as groovy as it was. deep, i know. we'll continue to be a very happily married couple, although i KNOW you have that thing for sexual mrs james. don't lie to me anymore. I SEE THE LOOKS YOU GIVE HER! it's okay i'll just shag ronald on the side. i love you very very much clemmie, and you know it :D continue to be that free spirit WITH THE SAME NECKLACE AS ME and quick quick go have illegal sex before you turn 16. but remember: no more emotional masks. stay cool. although for you that might be tough =P just kidding you know i love you. sexual being that you are.
MIN YEE: min!!! my EVERYTHING partner. i swear i still see you so much everyday. but i'm not complaining cuz you're a dude. and not in a manly way. i swear =P min yee's just super pro at everything, including being humble, and she can play kick ass golf. so jon woo if you're reading this, you have to watch out for min cuz she's damn pro at golfing. remember that time i tagged along with you when you went for golf prac and spent most of my time distracting you =P but besides all her fantastic prowess in everything, from maths to squash to illegally downloading one tree hill, what i love the most about minnie is her heart. mushy as that sounds. and one day she'll become that ski instructor/french translator/top surgeon/cure for cancer discoverer/professional golf player/maths expert/film maker/nobel prize winner which i just KNEW she would become. i love you!
SMUTS
LAUREN EVERDELL: lauren aka our wonderful director who helped us win that drama cup for our lv play! i better start collecting your autographs now so when you become a world-famous authoress (spelt that wrong too i bet) i can sell it on ebay =P 2005 would not have been as fun if it hadn't been for you and all your funny little snide remarks =) you know i love you. how freaky is it that this year we'll be house-nothings? i remember being in UVI and talking to you about it..time sure passes fast huh. i'll definitely use that blow up thug u gave me for chrimbo sometime in the near future =P can't wait to see you in a few days!
JENNIFER HUNG: JENN!! haha there are too many private jokes with you to state here or else i'll be here for ages. jenn's been my "oh my god she hates me" buddy for absolutely ages, and she knows that i love her to pieces. =) not only for the mean little notes she leaves me, her obsession with moi, dire and trivial, or the MINGEST guys on the face of this planet, her love for ROAR max who she didn't save from a sunday of work, or even for her tendency to just use my laptop without asking me and giving me looks when i ask her if she could budge up, i love jenn for how she has a way of spreading the joy. whether it's by making me laugh or boosting my ego, she always knows what to say and when to say it, and she's also an extremely kind and caring person. unless she's on a rampage for food. then things can get slightly violent =P i love you lots!
end of pitt posse
ROZ: ROZ!! crazy piercing, pain-embracing wild child, but i love her all the same. i love you so much for being able to bring out the slightly wilder side of me, and making me relax and..CHILL. haha but seriously take care of yourself yes? i don't want to have to come bail you out of jail for trying to break into a store "just for the hell of it". but underneath all that punk exterior, i'm sorry to break it to you roz, but you've got a real heart of gold. and not bling gold. the kind of gold that will make sure all her friends get home safely at the end of the day, in one piece. if possible. the kind of gold that will go the extra mile just to make sure that everyone is safe. and that's what i love about you. your ability to pull yourself together in times of crisis, so that i don't have to drag you by your hair out of the drain. i'll miss you loads but we'll hang out in easter yeah? definitely. i love you.
the singapore crew: i've done shoutouts for you bunch in my previous entry, and i started this entry about 2 days ago, and just managed to get to this point ,so i think if i went into detail for each of you, this entry will never see daylight. so sometime this century i'll get down to doing a revised version, including all the cupcakes :D and pancakes. i love you all, but then, you guys all knew that didn't you? arrogant biatches that you all are =P
that's all people and i'm so happy i can finally press the done button on this palava.
HAPPY 2006 BIATCHES!
love you all
.:bitch here:.